i’m pretty sure my finger is getting a six pack from all the scrolling i do
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*
liking someones text post but not reblogging it is basically the equivalent to condescendingly patting them on the head and saying “there there”
i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???